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I've become a little fed up with advertising lately, mostly because I live in an apartment on the corner of my building and have an extra window that has an absolutely stunning view of the Cruzan Rum billboard across the street. My other window overlooks the massive Arby's Roast Beef logo. This thing isn't just that fucked up little red curly que (I'm not really even sure what the fuck the arby's logo is supposed to be.. I think it's supposed to be a hat, but it could also just be a massive, two-pronged roast beef tumor growing out of somebody's head. I know my mirror cuts off about mid-forehead because I swear to god every apartment or hotel is built for midgets, so I'd never notice it.).. anyway, it's not just the standard red hat, it's decked the fuck OUT. It has lightbulbs all around it, it's the size of a U-Haul, and the words "Arby's" "Roast" "Beef" flash intermittently. So let's just say that I have a fucking great view.
Speaking of hotels being built for midgets- never mind.
So I was walking back on Washington Avenue when I saw another billboard for a musical called "The Chorus Line" at the Orpheum. It was advertised as being "The greatest musical of all time." Not only is it definitely not, but they seriously couldn't think of anything, could they? I mean, some of the greatest musicals of all time- the Wizard of Oz, Les Mis, they've got something going for them, something worth putting on a billboard- like, "The Wizard of Oz. Remember those munchkins?" or "Les Miserabales: It's not just for Jews anymore". Maybe some of their ads would venture to say "best of all time". But the chorus line? I don't even know what the fuck that is, but it sounds like a pile of shit to me.
Which brings me to the new iPhone. Now I've always loved Apple products, especially the new Rock Band: Beatles game, and I'm sure the new iPhone is great and everything, but for the love of god.. just watch this.
HOLY SHIT!! Has god himself instilled some of his almighty power into the new iPhone? What the fuck would Jesus do with this phone? Now I know it can take pictures, and he'd have that all over Facebook, with captions like: "just healing this blind guy. Righteous!" and then some guy would comment "wow that blind guy looks so shit faced!" then jesus would reply "i know i rubbed shit all over his eyes and told him it would cure him LOL!"
But shit, the new iPhone has video? Are any other phone manufacturers anywhere near this new frontier of portable media? Time will tell.
Friday, July 3, 2009
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1 comments:
That Beatles game should be incredible. Also, that was an awesome jesus facebook joke.
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